Tuesday, April 17, 2012

HITLER GOLDFISH | Weekly World News

There?s a new trend among goldfish ? the Hitler moustache!

Fashion for a Hitler-style stash is spreading through the animal kingdom with a goldfish called George now getting in on the act.

The five-year-old who belongs to Deborah Cochrane, from Belfast, has developed a distinctive black mark above his mouth which creates an uncanny resemblance to the fishist dictator.

George and a fellow goldfish that has died were named after the art duo Gilbert and George. George follows in the pawsteps of a string of cats who became nicknamed ?Little Kitlers? for the dark patches of fur below their noses.

According to his owner a moustache is not the only thing that George has in common with the famous Nazi.

The office worker said: ?Like Hitler, George is vegetarian ? he loves his peas.

?Whenever I walk into the same room as George I notice he often has a fin raised and worry he is trying to indoctrinate me, but I am just being silly. Surely he is just waving ?hello???

Ms Cochrane said George?s color has changed a lot over the years going from brown to his current bright orange.

However, instead of trying to scare off potentially hungry cats, there may be a more scientific explanation for George?s mustache.

Vet Fiona Macdonald, Secretary of the Fish Veterinary Society, said: ?It is a black pigment that is formed as a result of the fish?s body fighting an infection.

?It might or might not be permanent.?

It?s not just goldfish that are getting into the Hitler ?stash? ?Cats are doing it:

And dogs are? getting a little carried away:

Phil Vinter
Daily Mail?

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